I have been singing this song the last two days, "I am in love with ever girl I have ever met, and every place I have ever been."

I want to get a job working for a motivational speaker, doing research or preparing the visual aides. You know that guy on Oprah...Dr. Phil. Man, that guy has it good. Or, I think I would like to write those books for dummies. I think I would like to write "Partying Hard for Dummies."

getting paid by the hour to reduce the world of flowers. inatimate objects wearing hats. a leaf turned over, only to discover a family of bats.